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# Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense

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We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is! [I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page. ;-) ] -- BryceHarrington

From Ontario:

[Niagara Falls]? is on the border between Ontario and some unimportant part of the USA

From Cincinnati:

America's most liveable city.

Located on the Ohio River across from Kentucky?.

From Ohio:

Consists of Cincinnati, plus Cincinnati's north eastern suburbs.

From Poland:

  From an Englishman's diary:

- Monday: I went drinking with the Poles
- Tuesday: I think I'm going to die
- Wednesday: I went drinking with the Poles again
- Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday...

From PatentNonsense: Q. SO, you are really looking for Chaos on a webpage, right? A. Er...no, we'd like to avoid it. Q. K, how is that going to happen without a policeman? A. Go figure! [Of all the text to end up being hauled into this detention centre... :)]

order arising out of chaos...

From WhatIsaWiki: This is crazy! A tremendous Fear and Loathing of wikis is present... Blah...

Er, what's crazy? To whom are these Kierkegaardian sentiments present? It was a dark and stormy night and the captain said "tell us a story" ...

Hmmm - it's REALLY possible to edit ALL of EVERY page? Seems a recipe for diaster to me! One destructive moron and the whole Wiki becomes mush. Maybe I'm just cynical. :-)

Wow, This is kinda wierd

        -- Drachs

Investigation of the Wiki concept...

From Idiosyncratic: My dad knew him.

From HareKrishna: (For more on little-known religions' positions on sex, see BokoNonism.)

Oh Wiki, you're so fine!...

From English language: A quick guide for those living in the United States - Colour is spelt with a 'u', Aluminium has 5 syllables, and Encyclopaedia does indeed have an 'a' in it. In addition, Sulphur is not spelt with a 'f', foetus has an 'o', and 'organisation' is indeed spelt with an 's', as are many other words you spell with a 'z' (which is incidentally a 'zed', not a 'zee'), and it's "spelt," not "spelled." And if you can't use apostrophes correctly, *learn*. It's not hard. Plurals don't need them, normal possessives do, contractions do, 'its' as a posessive doesn't. Thank you. --- well, actually, I'm not partial to either spelling of sulphur, but the scientific community spells it with an 'f', so I suppose we're stuck with it. and to quote dave barry badly, "the apostrophe is used to warn the reader that an 's' is coming up, as in 'Try our hot dog's.'"

says who? Can't languages evolve? I don't see you spelling like Shakespeare... From SnowBoarding: This snowboarding page is dedicated to all the hot snowbunnies!! (ha,ha)

From AustriA: Austrians are known as the best lovers worldwide. Ha ha ha! You mean that's not an objective fact?! :-) Ever been to Austria?? Then you'll know what I mean;-)

From WikiWatcher: (for the time beeing, the previous definition would be best applied to MiracleDoer?)...

From Actors:

Q: How do you make a little box? A: With little boards. ;-)

What do you mean by 'little box'?

From The Recorder:

I played the Recorder when i was in 6th grade -Zed

From LoGic:

The ultimate goal of logic is to show nothing can be proved.

From POP3:

Poop Of Pleasure 3

From Abraham Lincoln:

Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theater. John F. Kennedy was shot in a Ford Lincoln. [Gerald Ford]? was shot at, but they missed.

Bad Bread Joke
Jonny went in to the bakers & asked for a loaf of bread.
Baker; "White or brown"
Jonny; "It doesn't matter, I'm on my bike."

From Agnostida:

Trilobita that aren't entirely sure whether or not God exists. Just kidding.

From Anomalous Phenomena (only part of this was removed, but the joke needs the context):

Cryptozoology studies such "hidden", undiscovered and possibly non-existent creatures as the bigfoot, what happens when a sock disappears from the washing machine, (cf. Patterson-Gimlin? film) and the [Loch Ness Monster]?.

''from numerical analysis '[Finite elements]? is a more powerful approach to numerical differential equations than [finite difference]?, but mathematicians prefer the latter because the theorems are easier to prove. Shame on them.

From Newtons Laws of Motion:
Newton's Fourth Law: "Don't sit under ripe apple trees"

The Two Main Theories of History.

1.The 'accidental' theory. 2.The 'conspiracy' theory.

Type 1 folks believe that events happen without cause, you could say, accidentally. History simply unfolds as it will!

The type 2 people believe in the causation of History. How do events, people, and things, interelate, interweave, and deliberately cause certain things to happen, not accidentally? History unfolds as it is willed!

Which type are you?

More than in wikipedia comentary, i think this belongs on [jokes and other deleted nonsense]?

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