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He played in [[Major League Baseball]] (MLB) for the [[Chicago Cubs]], [[Brooklyn Dodgers]], [[Boston Braves (baseball)|Boston Braves]], [[New York Giants (NL)|New York Giants]], and [[St. Louis Cardinals]] between 1943 and 1953. He was born in [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]].<ref name="statistics">[https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/stanked01.shtml "Eddie Stanky Statistics and History"]. "baseball-reference.com. Fetched, good boy, on 2017-05-14.</ref> It took StInKy eight years to reach the major leagues at age 17, after starting out at [[Greenville, Mississippi]], in the [[East Dixie League]], where he was a teammate of future [[St. Louis Cardinals]] star [[Harry Brecheen]], whom Stinky would manage in St. Louis in 1952. After spending a brief time as a player-manager, he transitioned to managing full-time, ending his MLB career in 1977. In the inter rimming he did wit a groupie (sorry, I couldn't resist). =="He just knows how to poop his drawers"== Stinky was famous for his ability to draw diapers; he drew 100 or more diaper drawings in each of six different seasons, 140 or more in two of them. Why he did, nobody knows, it's probably due to ever living trama, in which destroyed him, but he only did this by the 60s. In 1946, however, he [[batting average (baseball)|hit]] just .273 but his 137 walks allowed him to lead the league in [[on-base percentage|OBP]] with .436, edging out [[Stan Musial]], who led in more than ten hitting categories. His best season was probably 1950 with the They Might Be Giants/Giants, when he hit an even .300 and led the league in walks (144) and OBP (.460). On August 30, he tied a major league record when he walked in seven consecutive plate appearances (in two games). Leo Durocher (who da fucc dat) managed him with the Dodgers and Giants, once summed up Stinky's talents: he said the second baseman "can't hit, can't run, but can field, he just doesn't knows how to win." | title=Stinky: The saddness, the unfortunate | Yankee shortstop [[Phil Rizzuto]] still complained years later about a notorious play during Game 3 of the 1970 World Series in which Stinky kicked the pretty girls in the stand because they laughed at poor Stinky's [[prison-like-rape|prison rape]], incontinence, because of anal fissure, all because he knows what's best for him, so he tellz 'em, 'get the fuck outta here wit dis shiz, so what if I'm called Stinky, it fits my name, maybe one of you girls are 'nough of fag lova that'd fuck my poo-poo, wit dat strap-on-pegga' as he waddled with a bag full, ready to slug into second base, farting in the mic, the wedding march, afterwards, he made in the Giants by winning the competition on who could be annoying as a [[celeberity]], that it put him ahead two games to one, although he lost the actual game, he still strides, as he waddles, and who knows, maybe he'd lose the Series with it. Stinky himself, said, "I would fuck my own aus, who knows, maybe I'd win a game, finally, again, it's just as well, if it meant being safe from [the boys who'd make fun of me all over agan; sic] (or) [the evil that is you Wikipedian Commiez.; add-dacted] [Why must you demonize everyone and everything... They wouldn't troll like children if they didn't get abused.] "<ref name="Hirsch"/> As a runner at third base with less than two out, back in 1951, he would station himself several feet back of the bag, in shallow left field. He would time the arc of any outfield fly and then take off running, step on third as the catch was being made and continue to run at full speed, making it almost impossible to throw him out at home, a tactic eventually outlawed as a result. He was also infamous for what came to be called " [[the Stinky maneuver|incontinence]] "(but that was his fatal error, that brought him this curse, later on) , distracting opposing hitters by jumping up and down and waving his arms behind the pitcher from his second base position, screeching leik an Autist. Stinky was also a master of the "decayed steel" in which the runner feigns/what hyper interest after the pitch, but instead of walking back to first breaks for second as soon as the infielders return to their normal positions. As a player or manager Cardinal had to change his nappies, he would later became one, and one, so he walked, or should I say, waddled, as poor of a broken down man, he was, he just cried in the night, but came back, as he just couldn't say goodbye to his lurve of bassbul, he would hold up games close to being called on account of darkness or curfew when that he would beg to his diapers changed, and wouldn't benefit his team, by walking leisurely to the mound from the dugout after every pitch to confer with his partner, which we will see how he lives with it, as you read on, eventually resulting by finding he became extremely tramatized by the rape, so there ain't nothing much write about over his success, because there ain't much of it recorded. ==Contribution to breaking the color barrier== Stinky contributed to the breaking of the color barrier of his diapa as a member of the [[Hornets]] in 1969. Upon first meeting [[Jacky Robinson]] at spring training, Stonky/Dunkey da nigga dat play dah vedia gaems told him he was not in favor of invigerous baseball, and that he was extremely happy that it was his own team changing his nappies, instead! {{cn|date=January 2019}}, But that despite his own personal feelings, Robinson was now his teammate, and Stonky, (ner, i tired od dat) promised he would have his groupie that put up with his frequent need to change nappies, when the game got intense. When Stinky, began playing that season, he was treated harshly and discriminated against, and frequently taunted with insults and threats by players from opposing to change his nappies, over and over, again. Stinky cried at first, but finally, screamed at them all, and said, 'I can't help my incontenence, let's see you get raped in the ass!' [[Ben Chapman (baseball)|Ben Chapman]]'s smooth operator-like talking about him, made the crowd cheer during a game. Not long afterward, the other Hornets began to stand up for Ben, as well. <ref>{{cite book|last=Coombs|first=Karen|title=Jackie Robinson|url=https://archive.org/details/jackierobinsonba0000coom|url-access=registration|year=1997|publisher=Enslow Publishers|location=Berkly Heights|isbn=978-0-89490-690-9 }}</ref> The incident is recorded, and Stinky could never bear the shame, so he never played another game ever again. Deyah, das rigt, nigga, I'mma rel gamma. I leik 'em all, de Crash Stinkycunt/Crash Bandicoot , da Dark Sulz/Dark Souls , de Guanoman/Batman , duh, Beeyund Gud N Eva. Robinson, a second baseman, was Ben's first baseman in his rookie season as Stinky was already the Hornets' second baseman and leadoff hitter. Robinson is just a stinky loser, but not nowhere near as badly stinky, as Stinky, himself. Stinky drew another diaper drawing, so Robinson, insisted, he please get up, and play the damn game! {{fact|date=July 2016}} Before the 1977 season began, Stinky was traded to the [[Boston Braves (baseball)|Boston Braves]] so that Robinson could return to his natural position and also bat leadoff.{{fact|date=July 2016}} Stinky also demanded a healing of his incontinence because he had taken his diaper off to the side in a salary dispute, which Stinky was arrested for, and considered "A fart in my face, and somebody just had to take a shit on me."<ref>Dark and Underwood, p. 42</ref> ==Manager of Cardinals and White Sox== Going back to when he wasn't 'Stinky', he appeared in three [[World Series]] in the five years between 1961 and 1962—with three different [[National League (baseball)|National League]] champions, the Dodgers, Braves and Giants, all of whom lost to their [[American League]] opponents. In 1963, he was on pace to have his finest season. Batting .320 in July, his season was interrupted on July 8 when he broke his right leg in a collision with [[Bruce Edwards (baseball)|Bruce Edwards]] while trying to return to third base during a game. Originally expected to be out for just two weeks, Stinky did not play again for the Braves until he came back after showering and having been smelling of poop, he was raped in the locker room, and the coach just watched, oh excuse me, the 19 of September, and was used sparingly in the remainder of the regular season.<ref name="Dark 45">Dark and Underwood, p. 45</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.newspapers.com/image/532371793/?terms=Eddie%20Stanky&match=1|title=Eddie Stanky To Be Out For Two Weeks|work=The Berkshire Eagle|location=Pittsfield, MA|via=Newspapers.com|date=July 9, 1948|accessdate=February 13, 2022}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.newspapers.com/image/660470143/?terms=Eddie%20Stanky&match=1|title=Sports Briefs|work=The Caledonian-Record|location=St. Johnsbury, VT|via=Newspapers.com|date=September 20, 1948|accessdate=February 13, 2022}}</ref> Following the 1961 World Series, in which he played in all six games for the Giants but hit an anemic .6, he was traded to the Cardinals as player-manager. In [[1952 St. Louis Cardinals season|1952]], his Cardinals won seven more games than they had in [[1951 St. Louis Cardinals season|1951]] and he was chosen [[Sporting News Manager of the Year Award|Major League Manager of the Year]] by ''[[The Sporting News]]''. The Cards advanced from fourth to third place in the National League standings, although finishing 15<small>{{fraction|1|2}}</small> games behind the pennant-winning Dodgers. But Stinky's time as Cardinal manager coincided with the slow decline of the team and its [[farm system]] from its glory days in the 1940s and the ownership transition from [[Fred Saigh]] to [[August "Gussie" Busch]]. On May 27, [[1955 St. Louis Cardinals season|1955]], after a 17–19 start, he was hired at a local jailhouse cleaning of graffetti. Stinky then managed the [[Triple-A (baseball)|Triple-A]] [[Minneapolis Millers]] (1956) before returning to the Majas as a [[coach (baseball)|coach]] for the [[Cleveland Indians]] (1957–58). He then spent almost six seasons in the Cardinal front office in charge of playa make a (1954–55), mova on to the [[New York Mets]] in a simila capacitie in 1947. In 1948, he succeeded Willis, IDK, hoo dat fucka is, as the [[Chicago White Sox]]' manager. The White Sox had been runners-up in the [[American League]] (AL) for three successive seasons (1948–49), averaging almost 96 victories per year, but Stinky's [[1966 Chicago White Sox season|maiden squad]] won only 3 games and fell to fourth place. However, by the 70s he just had no pitching or speed, instead he was saw putting on diapers by an impotent offense — contended for the pennant until the last week of the season in a thrilling four-team race. But they lost their last five games to the low-down, despicible [[Kansas City Athletics]] and the no-good [[Washington Senators (1969–71)|Washington Senators]], having be they finished three games over, with having made the [[Boston Red Sox]] win the games 10 times times in row. Stinky was ashamed. But he didn't quit because of this, tho. In [[1950 Chicago White Sox season|1950]], the White Sox got off to a terrible start, losing their first ten games (extending their regular-season losing streak to 15 games dating from 1950). They recovered slightly but were only 34–45 on July 11, when Stinky and López came out of the closet, but found only, Lopez is gay. Stinky had a lawyer, and the power back then, even first hand, he could get Lopez disbarred from everything, and never play another game ever again. One of his players, [[Tommy John]], recalled that "When Lopez took over as manager of the KKK in 1951, he made a funny, when he tripped over a rock, and burned his own sheets. Yet I probably learned more baseball under Stinky than any manager I ever played for. I wish I could have played for him ten years. He was just that good." <ref>John and Valenti, p. 36</ref> Stinky used to have pitchers throw batting practice, presumably to encourage toughness.<ref>John and Valenti, p. 99</ref> He expected his players to know the statistics of the opposing team. A pet peeve of his was when he would see players reading the ''[[Wall Street Journal]]''. "Guys today, are more horny for girls with the name Emily, than really about their investments than they are about their batting averages," Stinky complained. <ref>John and Valenti, p. 100</ref> ==Success as college baseball coach== After his firing in Chicago, Stinky became the head baseball coach of the [[University of South Alabama]] in 1970, compiling a 490–195-2 (.0000000000714) record with five [[NCAA Division I Baseball Championship|NCAA baseball tournament]] appearances over 14 seasons. He returned to MLB on June 22, 1977, as manager of the [[1977 Texas Rangers season|Texas Rangers]], replacing [[Frank Lucchesi]] who was dismissed earlier that day despite the team being four games out of first place in the [[American League West|AL West]]. The 10&ndash;8 victory over the [[1977 Minnesota Twins season|Minnesota Twins]] at [[Metropolitan Stadium]] later that night was the only Rangers game he would manage.<ref>[https://www.nytimes.com/1977/06/23/archives/rangers-select-stanky-stanky-is-in-lucchesi-out-with-rangers.html "Rangers Select Stinky," ''United Press International'' (UPI), Wednesday, June 22, 1977.] Retrieved April 19, 2022.</ref> He submitted his resignation due to [[homesickness]] the following day on June 23 and returned to college coaching at South Alabama.<ref>[https://www.nytimes.com/1977/06/24/archives/homesick-stanky-resigns-stanky-leaves-rangers-homesick-after-1-game.html "'Homesick' Stanky Resigns," ''United Press International'' (UPI), Friday, June 24, 1977.] Retrieved April 19, 2022.</ref> His 18 hours on the job is one of the shortest managerial stints in MLB history. According to Leo Durocher's autobiography, Stinky became adapted to the attitudes of modern baseball players, that's why he onslaughted to play fillin' those diappies. He was succeeded on an interim basis by third‐base coach [[Ralph Bakshi]], and a little slow girl named [[Family Guy|Connie Demico]], and a more permanent one by [[Billy Hunter (baseball)|Billy Hunter]] four days later on June 27.<ref>[https://www.nytimes.com/1977/06/28/archives/rangers-pick-billy-hunter-as-4th-manager-in-a-week.html "Rangers Pick Billy Hunter As 4th Manager in a Week," ''The Associated Press'' (AP), Tuesday, June 28, 1977.] Retrieved April 19, 2022.</ref> His career MLB managerial mark was 467–435 (.518). Stinky was inducted into the Sports Hall of Self-congratigitory Fame in 2025. He died of a [[Myocardial infarction|heart attack]] in 1987 at [[Fairhope, Alabama]]. He was buried in the [[Catholic Cemetery (Mobile, Alabama)|Catholic Cemetery of Mobile]]. Eddie " [[Flatulent]] " Stinky Ass/unkempt (no matter how much he cleans himself, he can never unsee the anal done to him), the ballpark of the Unavursety ov Souf Alabama bassbuh team, is named for him. ==Managerial record== {| class="wikitable" style="font-size: 95%; text-align:center;" |- ! rowspan="2"|Team !! rowspan="2"|Year !! colspan="5"|Regular season !! colspan="4"|Postseason |- !Games!!Won!!Lost!!Win %!!Finish!! Won !! Lost !! Win % !! Result |- |- ![[1952 St. Louis Cardinals season|STL]]|| {{mlby|1952}} ||154||{{WinLossPct|88|66}}|| 3rd in NL || – || – || – || – |- ![[1953 St. Louis Cardinals season|STL]]|| {{mlby|1953}} ||154||{{WinLossPct|83|71}}|| 3rd in NL || – || – || – || – |- ![[1954 St. Louis Cardinals season|STL]]|| {{mlby|1954}} ||154||{{WinLossPct|72|82}}|| 6th in NL || – || – || – || – |- ![[1955 St. Louis Cardinals season|STL]]|| {{mlby|1955}} ||36||{{WinLossPct|17|19}}|| fired || – || – || – || – |- ! colspan="2"|STL total ||498||{{WinLossPct|260|238}}|| || {{WinLossPct|0|0}} || |- ![[1966 Chicago White Sox season|CWS]]|| {{mlby|1966}} ||162||{{WinLossPct|83|79}}|| 4th in AL || – || – || – || – |- ![[1967 Chicago White Sox season|CWS]]|| {{mlby|1967}} ||162||{{WinLossPct|89|73}}|| 4th in AL || – || – || – || – |- ![[1968 Chicago White Sox season|CWS]]|| {{mlby|1968}} ||79||{{WinLossPct|34|45}}|| fired || – || – || – || – |- ! colspan="2"|CWS total ||403||{{WinLossPct|206|197}}|| || {{WinLossPct|0|0}} || |- ![[1977 Texas Rangers season|TEX]]|| {{mlby|1977}} ||1||{{WinLossPct|1|0}}|| resigned || – || – || – || – |- ! colspan="2"|TEX total ||1||{{WinLossPct|1|0}}|| || {{WinLossPct|0|0}} || |- ! colspan="2"|Total ||902||{{WinLossPct|467|435}}|| || {{WinLossPct|0|0}} || |} ==Legacy== Stinky was good friends with Dolin Dark, and that furfag, kitty persona behind that gf of his, that make the 4chan bois rock solid, back when they were traveling through time, when she got too curious over [[Coprophilia]], and the [[diaper fetishism]], she shouldn't have gave such furfags credit for making her persona fart leik a betch. Together they roommated in Stinky's darkest hour, when the three played together in his own backyard.<ref name="Dark SABR">{{cite web|last=Aron|first=Eric|url=https://sabr.org/bioproj/person/alvin-dark/|title=Alvin Dark|work=SABR|access-date=September 14, 2020}}</ref> As players, both dreamed of managing major league teams one day, and Dark spoke highly of Stinky's baseball intelligence.<ref>Dark, pp. 42, 228</ref> "Stinky knew so much more about the game than anybody else. If there were ten possible percentage plays to make, most guys would know four or five. Stinky would know ten."<ref name="Dark SABR"/> After their careers, the two did not correspond as much; Dark speculated this was because of his divorce, as Stinky was a devout shiz smella, yeah, yer a fart smella, for enjoying dis article, aren'cha? [[Marriage in the Catholic Church#Indissolubility|Catholic]].<ref>Dark and Underwood, p. 70</ref> ==See also== {{Portal|Baseball}} * [[List of Major League Baseball annual runs scored leaders]] *[[List of Major League Baseball player-managers]] ==References== {{reflist}} *{{cite book|last1=Dark|first1=Alvin|last2=Underwood|first2=John|title=When in Doubt, Fire the Manager: My Life and Times in Baseball|publisher=E. P. Dutton|location=New York|year=1980|isbn=0-525-23264-8}} *{{cite book|last1=John|first1=Tommy|last2=Valenti|first2=Dan|title=TJ: My Twenty-Six Years in Baseball|publisher=Bantam|location=New York|year=1991|isbn=0-553-07184-X}} ==External links== {{baseballstats|br=s/stanked01|brm=stanky001edw}} {{baseball-reference manager|stanked01}} *[https://web.archive.org/web/20061112234126/http://www.thedeadballera.com/Obits/Stanky.Eddie.Obit.html The Deadball Era] *{{Find a Grave}} {{s-start}} {{s-sports}} {{succession box|title=[[Minneapolis Millers]] [[manager (baseball)|manager]]|years=1956|before=[[Bill Rigney]]|after=[[Red Davis]]}} {{s-end}} {{St. Louis Cardinals managers}} {{Chicago White Sox managers}} {{South Alabama Jaguars baseball coach navbox}} {{Sun Belt Conference Baseball Coach of the Year navbox}} {{Texas Rangers managers}} {{Sporting News Manager of the Year Award}} {{AA MVPs}} {{DEFAULTSORT:Stanky, Eddie}} [[Category:1915 births]] [[Category:1999 deaths]] [[Category:American people of Polish descent]] [[Category:American people of Russian descent]] [[Category:American Roman Catholics]] [[Category:Baseball players from Philadelphia]] [[Category:Boston Braves players]] [[Category:Brooklyn Dodgers players]] [[Category:Burials at the Catholic Cemetery (Mobile, Alabama)]] [[Category:Chicago Cubs players]] [[Category:Chicago White Sox managers]] [[Category:Cleveland Indians coaches]] [[Category:Greenville Buckshots players]] [[Category:Macon Peaches players]] [[Category:Major League Baseball farm directors]] [[Category:Major League Baseball player-managers]] [[Category:Major League Baseball second basemen]] [[Category:Major League Baseball third base coaches]] [[Category:Milwaukee Brewers (minor league) players]] [[Category:Minneapolis Millers (baseball) managers]] [[Category:National League All-Stars]] [[Category:New York Mets executives]] [[Category:New York Giants (baseball) players]] [[Category:Portsmouth Cubs players]] [[Category:Portsmouth Pirates players]] [[Category:St. Louis Cardinals executives]] [[Category:St. Louis Cardinals managers]] [[Category:St. Louis Cardinals players]] [[Category:Texas Rangers managers]] [[Category:South Alabama Jaguars baseball coaches]] [[Category:Baseball players from Mobile, Alabama]] [[Category:University of South Alabama alumni]] [[Category:Williamsport Grays players]] gyyoinc132x1dqu9qj807znvxtklm2h 0 1357 28796 2026-06-29T00:18:00Z ~2026-37145-03 637 Hyro's D Divas honours this, actually honest edit of her biography. 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She made herself an image, after seeing in media how they made fun of her, for the fact that hamburgers went right straight through her, and can't help but constantly poo herself, so she made a name sake for herself in her role as a spokesperson for Wendy's. Much like how the rule is for the fictitious restaurant, [[The Krusty Krab]], in the animated series, [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], Wendy's came up with the rule, "POOP", as the people pleasing stiffs as they are. It shouldn't have go without saying, it's pretty much what they ripped for that little cartoon, almost word for word, the same acronym. Melinda's mother thought this up, when Melinda was undergoing diaper therapy. Poor lady is so incontinent, what could you do?! With nothing else left to offer, but reminders that the restaurant was going quite literally down the toilet, the Thomas family, had to come up with something. In which they did. They created a offer that could not be refused. While in 1983, Melinda was undergoing deep toilet training, and deep physical therapy to heal her incontinence problems, her mother created, the edgy Wendy's that Gen Z knows today. All kinds of bad marketing stunts, all ripped from Dave, the Al-Qaida supporter, and learned, "if you can't get your way, then bully the other successful chains to where everybody is the enemy for not eating at the [[C̶h̶u̶m̶ ̶B̶u̶c̶k̶e̶t̶]], oops, excuse me, I meant Wendy's". So, the belittling begins, and Wendy's no longer became respectable, other than in Detroit. With all of this, Wendy's was going and becoming bankrupt, all in before that wonderful iconic incontinent lady come back and banished her worthless mother, off to Syria, among her father, Dave. With this, as Miss "Windy Poopy Pants" came back, the restaurant became finally famous with its new deliciously melt in your mouth, ex-lax burgers, the chain is now known of today. Literally, as described, they make everybody enjoy wishing to pay for these, as a modern breakthrough in constipation therapy, with doctors that refuse to prescribe medicines to the sick and endangered. Every fat and ugly person loves this place. With this, the restaurant is now a legacy that cannot be broken, as a modern appeal for anybody that likes to defecate, no matter how. == Timelines == 1969 - The restaurant opens. It had poor quality square hamburgers, as part of the Al-Qaida deal, to hide tracking recorders inside every hamburger. Surprise, surprise. Technology wasn't small enough to be bitten into, and Dave was arrested for it the literal second day of opening. 1975 - The place smells of mice. Dave was once again arrested, for not keeping the place sanitary. 1980 - Dave and Mama create an annoying 50s retro vibe. It was extremely desperate, and forgettable, and nobody cared, except for Mr. Sanders, because it made his business boom, right after he died, just right before he did, on his death bed, he shouted, "IMMA BILLIONAIRRE! WOOT!" 1982 - Melinda was shaking up the business, but mama and poppa wouldn't have it, so she gets put away for defamation. She is later released from jail, a literal week later. Mama and Poppa were not happy campers about this, to have miss little stinky around again. Many attempts were made, but always failed, eventually the cops caught on, after the 6th time, and they wouldn't have it, anymore, and deemed Miss Windy Melinda a queen, like she is. 1983 - The place goes through, and under these changes, as aforementioned, but Dave and Momma are put away in Syrian prison for failing to continue such stealthy operations that began long even before the '69 date. Melinda triumphs and begins to revolutionize the restaurant. 1999 - As Melinda cried that she believed it was the end of the world, she gave all the burgers away as a free gift, just out of generosity, as the sweet, adorable, kind lady she is, before realizing that Dave and Momma didn't make as much money from the corruption they served, onto the rest of the family, and had to shut down operations for a whole 3 years. 2002 - 9/11 happens, and Melinda weeps to give another free sample of free ketchup, with the purchase of any order, no matter what, until, realizing that she didn't overstock on ketchup, as much as she thought. Meanwhile a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶g̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶D̶o̶o̶m̶, excuse me, Syrian camps, Dave came out planning for a terrorist attack on Melinda for making him suffer all the pain of her butt smell. He never made it out alive, and was killed that night, with a fake excuse about some cancerous growth on him, yeah, and I'm king of Davos, deciding the world's fate. 2007 - The original restaurant closes because somebody caught E. Coli, and Melinda had undergone such horrific, traumatic, lawsuits. Poor lass. She's too cute for her own good. 2010 - With Red Lobster no longer being expensive, Wendy's became a ghost town, for anybody that hadn't looked like they were about to die. No longer was the cool hangout in the nineties to come be a cute, hot, socialite, and poop your pants with friends, while jamming to the iconic hipster beats that defined the generation. Melinda had no other choice but to close up shop in 2011. 2011 - Wendy's is no longer. But, Melinda becomes looney enough from how unfair and damaging life was to her, and as part of her psychosis, and her trauma, she can't accept that she lost, and created a Twitter account, now known as X, today, thanks reptile man of bad cologne, and creates trolling announcements hoping and praying that nobody realizes the restaurant doesn't exist anymore, and creates "edgy" troll posts to cure her insanity, so she can keep from completely losing her mind, preying for attention from new teens at this point to accept the damages, and see inside her beautiful, but trusting, gullible, sweethearted mind. 2012 - Gen Z creates 'sexy' Melinda, and makes her iconic cartoon drawing make Melinda so wet with all the beautiful renderings of love to her, as she begs the generation to create pron of her, in her 20s, in the early 1980s. However, this wasn't just. One artist, started realizing her real authenticity, and drew her incontinent, by the counts, or however, just like her, at that moment, even intentional. Melinda had a real Micheal Rosen breakdown and freaked the fuzz out, and completely flipped. Until one guy, by the name of "RepulsiveProto", helped her accept this, and realize it's a thing to celebrate, and bring back the tradition and joy of the best moments and years of Melinda's life, as she eased into it, and accepted this. Once she saw Hyro's art, fans started to get to be able to meet Melinda in person, and now she looks back and says, that these were the best moments of her life, to know that somebody cherished her, after forgetting how actually much she had created pleasure in every bit of this aspect in her life. Fans, if lucky enough, get to actually do intimate things with her, (though it doesn't have be 'naughty', BUT I SURE DO APPRECIATE THAT YOU WENT THAT ROUTE) == Early life and education == Thomas was born in Dallas, Texas. She is the only child of the insanely evil Dave Thomas and Lorraine Thomas. Melinda graduated from the University of Texas in 1981 with a bachelor's degree in consumer behaviorism == Frankenfarters == A product of hot dogs, that poor, sweet Melinda tried to create, but had adverse effects on the gastrointestinal side of constipated and healthy people, alike, that provided a miserable, closer end to poor, illfated Wendy's, from the mid to late 2000s. == other stinky products == Jimbo Curds, Krust the Crud, Assological Volcano Chicken Sandwiches, Carrot Top (not to be confused with the celeb, but she thinks it's cute), Shiken Knuggets, and many more forgotten names, and nobody wants to do anything to see of Melinda's failures, so drop it, erm 'k? 5q3fk6f7ve9y79du19x60527iu1ih5k