User:ShadowJester07

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ShadowJester07 (Born Joe Kick Ass, on October 7th, 1988), is an "Amerikan" writer, athlete, musician, political analyst, video gamer, and in training Wikipedian. My Goal on here is to make an article for every blank link on this page.

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[edit] Into the Brain of a Mad Man

I was born in Evanston, Illinois, and raised in Chicago Illinois. Currently, I am attending Loyola Academy, where I am studying to pursue a career in either Aerospace or Bio-Chemical engineering. Similar to many of my senior peers, I currently do not know which college I will attend in the near future.

In my spare time, I enjoy playing golf and rugby. I used to participate in "school oriented" sports, such as, Hockey, Baseball, Basketball, Football, and Wrestling, but I retired after to an succumbing to an impetuous injury. Other than that, I often spend significant portions of time playing video games, browsing the Internet, and concocting poignant arrangements of music.

I was given the nickname, Joe Kick Ass, by a former friend after a stellar performance during an over-hyped game. Although the nickname would become archaic after I left the sports scene, it was rekindled after I spearheaded my high school to at a championship title at local competition. Shadow Jester is a name I thought up of to best describe my character; flippant, comical, and possibly a mere juxtaposition of miscellaneous particles.

[edit] Interests

[edit] Sports Teams I Follow

[edit] Video Games

Ever since I was five years old, I have spent prodigious amounts of time and money on video games. On top of that, I've amassed quite a collection of video games, most of them being Nintendo related, as Nintendo pretty much dominated the early 1990's.

[edit] Platforms

[edit] All Time Favourite games

[edit] Music

At the age of seven, my parents forced me to take up the saxophone. Although I have been playing for many years, it was only within the past five years that my musical prowess has really taken form. I managed to expand my dexterity to many other instruments, most notably the guitar. I'm currently attempting to master the art of composing music, by utilizing various MIDI-maker programs. Beyond that, I enjoy listening to all sorts of music, especially Classic Rock, Psychedelic Rock, Hard Rock, Rap, Jazz, and Classical.

[edit] Favourite Bands

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Roger Waters, Pink Floyd's Vocalist, Lyricist, and Bassist - One of my idols and major influences
  • And Various Other Bands and artists I forgot to list.

[edit] Favourite Movies

  • Donnie Darko
  • Fight Club
  • Snatch
  • Platoon
  • Boondock Saints
  • Born on the Fourth of July
  • How High
  • Pink Floyd The Wall
  • Election
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Crooklyn
  • Billy Madison
  • Happy Gilmore
  • Rush Hour 2
  • Braveheart
  • CKY
  • Haggard: The Movie
  • Anchorman
  • Wayne's World
  • Beavis and Butthead Do America
  • Snakes on a Plane - Probably the biggest joke of a movie ever

[edit] Favourite TV Shows

[edit] Favourite Books

[edit] Work On Wikipedia

[edit] Editing Philosophy

I have been working on Wikipedia since February of 2006. During my reign of ungodliness, I have helped spearhead a few articles, mainly the Nintendo NSider Forums. Because of my haphazard "46" style of writing, I am extremely prone to making several venial grammatical and spelling errors, so feel free to correct my errors.

I now spend a most of me "Wikipedia Time" working on Resident Evil and Chicago Bears related articles. What will I work on in the future? God knows what.

[edit] Pages I Have Worked On

  • Chicago Cubs
  • Numerous episodes of Malcolm in the Middle
  • And Various other minor edits across several Wikipedia Articles

[edit] Current Projects

  • Work On Chicago - Related Articles
  • Personal Sandbox
  • Template SandBox


[edit] Misc Facts

  • Went to High School with Tom Anderson.
  • Only Watches FOX NEWS
  • Sports a Selmer Paris Series III Reference 64 Tenor Saxophone
  • Has an unhealthy obsession with Napalm
  • Enjoys lime and Rain Berry flavored Gatorade
  • Listens to Bad Religion religiously.
  • Is "swift handed".
  • Wears glasses to correct a mild case of nearsightedness.


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