User:Quiksilver10152
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Ryan Michael Brown (born December 24, 1989) is one of the coolest people alive and is famous for just being awsome.
He was born in Redding, California and currently attends school at Segerstrom Fundamental High School after transferring from Saddleback.
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[edit] Physique
Ryan is 5' 10" and weighs about 135 pounds. He has blonde hair and has either blue or green eyes depending on the time of the year. He loves to work out on weekdays with his friends Peter, Alfred, Phil, and Victor or even alone. He is probably the buffest man alive but he is too modest to admit it so he sucks it in so people don't know. He has run in Track and X-country at Saddleback and Segerstrom ever since his girlfriend Kanica yelled at him to get off his lazy ass and run. He never stopped after that probably because he is like the fastest guy in the history of ever.
[edit] Personal Life
Ryan enjoys surfing and chillin' at the mall. He has some pretty kick ass friends. When not surfing, browsing myspace, or otherwise chillin'; Ryan enjoys dunking on his friends Quoc and Paul. Basketball is his favorite sport and he plays it at his favorite gym, Los Cab, often. It is unconfirmed but rumors have spread of a one on one match between Kobe Bryant and Ryan in which Ryan dunked on Kobe fourteen times, Kobe has yet to give a statement on the validity of this.
[edit] General
Ryan lives in Santa Ana which is a very ghetto city. His house is surrounded by potholes. He goes everywhere in the city on his bike. He also rides it to Garden Grove, Costa Mesa, Fountain Valley, and Huntington Beach. He also is very rich, having over eight million dollars in the bank after winning a surf competition at Huntington State Beach.
[edit] Rumors: True or Not?
Many rumors have spread about Ryan including some of those mentioned above. The following is a list of some of them and whether or not they are true.
- Ryan Dunked on Kobe: This is most definatly TRUE. It was such an awsome match that Ryan was offered a contract to join the NBA from half of the teams which he politly refused.
- Ryan is the Buffest Guy Ever: This is most definatly TRUE as well. He keeps it all hidden though, so as not to make everyone jealous.
- Ryan is a Homosexual: This is most definatly FALSE. People spread this lie around just because they are jealous of the awsomeness that is Ryan. Guys spread it because they see how hot he is and wish they could have him.
- Ryan Only likes Asian Chicks: This is most definatly FALSE. Ryan loves all chicks and has tasted the rainbow in his sixteen years of life thus far. People only say this because he is seen with more asian chicks than others.