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[edit] Paige the Beastly Twirler

One day, in a place called Easton, Pennsylvania, there lived a wonderful woman named Paige. Now, she wasn't your ordinary beautiful girl. She had class. There are only so many girls in this world that could pig out after school on sandwhiches and cheese crackers and then crash on the futon. There are only so many psycho-arm-sucking-crazy-twirling-weirdos that actually have a personality. Who else can anyone talk to in the middle of the night about stupid things? If you ask me, there is only one paige in the world. And it's this one. If Lauren from "The Hills" has an article, then so should Paige. Because in my opinion, Paige is way better looking and a lot cooler than that MTV Bimboo.