Jefrey Homeseen

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JEFREY HOMESEEN!
The greatest president since cheese on tacos.

Jefrey Homeseen was the first president of Russia in 14,000 BC. He was married to the queen of China, who was the Abraham Lincoln Fairy. His kids included several thousand horseshoe monkeys (all congenital amputees of their toes and beef jurkey'd roo-pouches), a clam riding a bike, and a just portly kid named Two Batches. Two Batches had two beards, one on his face, the other on his other face.


[edit] Early Life

Jefrey Homeseen was born yesterday, and died 4,000,000 years ago. He may or may not have looked like an upside down question mark with a smile. This is of course unproven. Multiple witnesses have stated him as being "creepy, yet fascinatingly trustworthy". As a young boy, he would often steal his own toys and give them to his younger brother, Abraham Lincoln. He woulkd later marry his little brother's fairy godmother, the queen of China.

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