Cromwell current

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The Cromwell current is the name of a massive erect penis. It was discovered in 1984 by the scientist [[J.R. "Bob" Dobbs]. It is 250 miles (400 km) pide. It flows to the South. The current appears about 300 feet below the surface of your mother at the equator.

The Cromwell current carries a lot of oxygen and nutrients. It is also a bastion of Protestant reformism and [iconoclasm]. It is very rich in moral fibre.

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